Tarzan in Strange Beds

Warning I’m going to cuss….

A lot.

God damn it, I fucking knew it!

That son of bitch Heinlein took the claim of Edgar Rice Burroughs in Tarzan that love romance fidelity monogamy and marriage are innate virtues and deconstructed it then shat it out in a Cultural Marxist porn filled stream of diarrhea.

Fuck you Heinlein. May your corpse spin you piece of shit.

Oh yeah and you are liar as well:

“Heinlein got the idea for the novel when he and his wife Virginia were brainstorming one evening in 1948. She suggested a new version of Rudyard Kipling’s The Jungle Book (1894), but with a child raised by Martians instead of wolves.”

Kipling my ass. Your Martian Tarzan was aimed at Burroughs and now I know it for a fact you dead old sterile impotent fuck!


5 thoughts on “Tarzan in Strange Beds”

  1. Good to see more ERB stuff from you, Hooc.

    In Heinlein’s defense, he started out as a fan of Burroughs. Then…this. SiaSL demonstrates what happens when a truly talented author gets a little older, starts worrying about being “hip” and drinks the “New Wave SF” koolaid. Unfortunately, Heinlein isn’t the only one, then or now. Just sad.


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